I think daylight saving time is stupid, here’s why:

1. You have to spend ages changing all of the clocks, but you never get them all, so you keep finding odd ones over the next few days.

2. It gives you jet lag without leaving the house. The next several days can be confusing in terms of when to wake up, when to go to bed, and what time your favorite shows are on.

3. Brian told me that it doesn’t even do what it’s supposed to do, which is save money on energy costs. That means that this whole thing is as pointless as tilting at windmills.

Arizona is too smart to fall for daylight saving time, so I tried to convince Trish and Joe to move there, but they weren’t having it, even though some really nice people live there.

I’m going to start a movement in this house. I’m going to ignore daylight saving time just like Arizona does. I will lead by example and show them the folly of their ways.

I wonder how Xena would handle this . . .