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(#191) Jane: Best possible torture

Jane
I had fun teasing Brian for believing that Lisa and I might try to take over the world. As I was trying to think of more ways to mess with him, I realized that the best possible torture would be if I actually took over the world!

Five of the awesome things I could do if I took over the world:

1. Make my justice list into law.
2. Get my face on all the money.
3. End daylight saving time.
4. Start a 24-hour Xena channel.
5. Order the creation of new Xena episodes.

It would be GLORIOUS!

So, how do you take over the world?

| Posted by TSB | Week of 06/29/09 | Permalink | Comments (0) |

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