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(#30) Jane: My justice list

(1) BRIAN: What are you working on? JANE: My justice list. Trish won't let me send hate mail any more. (2) JANE: This is my top ten list of people I'd smack around if I got the chance. That guy who killed his pregnant wife is getting punished, so I'm reworking it. (3) BRIAN: Who else is on it? JANE: The president, Tom Cruise, that guy who won't leash his dog... (4) BRIAN: Wait, Tom Cruise? JANE: It's his smarmy smile. That guy bugs me.


| Posted by TSB | Week of 02/06/05 | Permalink | Comments (2) |

(#31) Brian: You weren't on it

(1) BRIAN: Jane has a top ten list of people she would smack around if she got the chance. She calls it her justice list. (2) ALEX: That doesn't surprise me. BRIAN: I'm not surprised she has a list, but I'm surprised by who's on it. (3) ALEX: Where am I on her justice list? BRIAN: That's just it. You weren't on it. (4) ALEX: Really? After all the times she's yelled at me? I'm not sure whether to be flattered or insulted.


| Posted by TSB | Week of 02/13/05 | Permalink | Comments (2) |

(#191) Jane: Best possible torture

Jane
I had fun teasing Brian for believing that Lisa and I might try to take over the world. As I was trying to think of more ways to mess with him, I realized that the best possible torture would be if I actually took over the world!

Five of the awesome things I could do if I took over the world:

1. Make my justice list into law.
2. Get my face on all the money.
3. End daylight saving time.
4. Start a 24-hour Xena channel.
5. Order the creation of new Xena episodes.

It would be GLORIOUS!

So, how do you take over the world?

| Posted by TSB | Week of 06/29/09 | Permalink | Comments (0) |

(#32) Jane: He lives here

(1) LISA: Jane, I'm so proud of you! By not putting Alex on your justice list, you're slowly accepting him as family. (2) JANE: Oh, man! How does she make me feel so guilty? (3) BRIAN: Not about acceptance, then. JANE: No. (4) BRIAN: So your reason was... JANE: He lives here. I didn't need to write him down!


| Posted by TSB | Week of 02/20/05 | Permalink | Comments (3) |